Wednesday 30 January 2008

Heaven knows Andy's miserable now

First thing this morning I was the recipient of some good old-fashioned barbershop wisdom.

Went to see Andy, The Backroom Barber, who gives me a two back and sides and a bit off the top every three weeks for “five and a half, mate.” Can’t be bad to that.

This morning I mentioned I was heading off to see Morrissey in concert at the Doncaster Dome.

“I’m not a fan,” Andy announced. “I hear he’s living in America now. Britain’s not good enough for him.”

“If you ask me,” he proclaimed, “this country’s better off without the miserable ****.”

I’ll tell you after tonight’s performance if I think he has a point (!)

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